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The Wife Guys Walk Into Oncoming Traffic

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1.
Put up a shed, I want to crumble undead Never said no, to the Head under clothes, and borrowed microphones Ts and the Cs (tick) But I can’t help that String in my step, no time to be acquainted Earth, wind and brainstorming Write him some words like la la la la Ts and the Cs But it won’t help that Wife Guys diss track!
2.
‘xcelsis Deo, Glory to my fashion statement Sharp suits, let’s unite! Bambi caught μίμημα, shoulder-padded feckless Turnstile left behind Chuggin on, luggin makes me feel so old (and) (Molten dime and losing on the Guy’s time) Chug away, happy staying in my own lane With my Shitboy life From the top, cop this Weezy back-and-forthin’ Jonas, lend your aid Pistol-whipped, pasquinadey worn-thin Calling it a day Chuggin on, luggin makes me feel so old (and) (Molten rhyme and losing on the Guy’s time) Chug away, happy fingering my own strain Bless this Shitboy life
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Sneak in, take it, keep it for myself Crash it, fake it, draw it with a hook Tell me it’s lazy to say what I don’t do Records and dental Mutilated chewed Snake in, take it, keep it for myself Crash it, fake it, alligator suit Tell me it’s lazy to say what I don’t do Keep my credentials: The unmistaken dude!
4.
Caught both my friends laughing at your namecheck The fairy lights and a coked out Žižek Find more obscure ways to get the meat in Avoid the cat hairs that stop me breathin' Stood swallowing all the big boys clean-up y’Left your wishbone inside my red cup Fall out the hall door into the deep end Welcome back to a profound weekend I kiss the stair of Teo’s tenement Yellow teeth on the hardened cement Waxing poetic about my canine Bloodstain trailing about my waistline Getting sick just to pick the phone up y’Left your jawbone inside my good cup Can’t keep falling for these mockney pickups I gotta, I oughta
5.
Fall into all their bright ideas It’s too soon but your eyes are gold Sure, it makes you feel big, but So does the hand you’re sold The hiss of gas The drip of coffee leaking out You grab your coat Just one more thing to write about Transmission, grinding down the gears Another stiff where the mushrooms show Sure, you’re playing grown-up, but Who’s the nose getting blown The hiss of gas The drip of Affa leaking out You grab the Røde Just one more thing- (...)

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released July 15, 2022

Niamh MacPhail - lyrics, vocals [tracks 1-2 + 4-5], bass, violin [track 2], percussion [track 2], production

Arion Xenos - lyrics [tracks 1-3 + 5], vocals, guitar, percussion [tracks 4-5], keyboard [track 2], mixing, mastering

Elise Atkinson - drums, percussion [track 5], backing vocals [track 1]

Angus Fernie - keyboard, synth [tracks 1-4], vocals [track 5], backing vocals [track 1]

George McFadyen - artwork

The Wife Guys of Reddit are Arion Xenos, Niamh MacPhail, Elise Atkinson & Angus Fernie

Engineered at Crikey Studio, Glasgow

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